Dr Glam Cutout

Hey Kids!? Yes!? You have found the brand new Dr Glam's 'Cut-Out-And-Keep Dr Glam'!? He's tiny, he's shiny!? He's Dr Glam, but tiny!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q:? But how do I get me one of these in?real?life?

A:? Simply open the PDF and print this?rockin' little guy on a colour printer.

Q:? What if I don't have a colour printer?

A:?? Then you may make a small B&W Dr?Glam, like they had in the olden days.?

Q:? I've printed out my?Cut_Out_and_Keep Dr Glam, now?what?

A:? Well, don't just stand around!? Cut it?out!? Right around the edges.? We'd?recommend sticking the page to a?piece of card, first.? Try a cereal box, it's nice and foldy.?

Now there's folding to be done.? There?are lines where each fold should be?made.

Q:? I've carefully assembled the wee Doc,?is the fun over?

A:? Hell no!? It's just beginning.

We want you to treat your tiny Dr Glam just like one of the gang!? Take him to the movies, share a joke over a can of 'insert brand' beer.? Perhaps this sparkly little feller would enjoy a windy walk or some Sunday lunch with mother?? Off to the salon?? Don't forget the Doc!??

He could help you fill out your mortgage application, or even babysit your kids (Dr Glam does not accept liability for breakages or loss of actual kids should this ridiculous advice be followed).

What we want is photographic evidence.? Send us YOUR fond memories of time spent with tiny Dr Glam and you could win an ACTUAL PRIZE!!!!!!

Remember, we want ridiculous.

Send all photos to:? glitterspreader@gmail.com