Dr Glam is keeping his glittery head down as his lesser known alter-ego finishes his PhD thesis. Roll on 2012 and a resumption of glittery exploits! But wait, what will life be like as a real doctor? Fakery has been SUCH fun . . . surely it can't measure up? Maybe the Dr will have to morph into a new title . . . Professor? President? Arch Deacon? (brow furrows . . .)

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