A luverly artifice v authenticity debate is raging . . . . can too much glitter REALLY offend so?

Am I

a) critiquing the nature of surface over depth?

b) spreading out my sparkly blanket and picnicking without a care in the world somewhere along the line of continuum between Stanislavsky and Brecht?

c) just a glittery fool?

d) just trying to cheer everyone up and get them to not take themselves - or me - so seriously?

e) all of the above?

DG